the texas equivalent of "alumni"?

T & A Hay not nearly as titillating as it sounds

thanks, google: one size fits all!

in my father's house

crab spider, er, spiny-backed orb-weaver, aieee

malden bridge, con't

malden bridge, ny

Man, those open-toed boots really speak to the dignity of man!

back in the day, they knew how to promote a party

this just in, yahoo, it's 2011...

non sequiturs of the day

Murdered chicken with a broken ostrich egg? Looks delish, David Burke! (And nice promo shot, NYMag.)

farewell, rivington!

new record!