Wednesday, March 31, 2010


Fork & Pencil ................................... 8/15 August Fifteenth

angry god lets loose deluge on new england

Demetri Skalkos, co-owner of McNamara's liquor store, said about three feet of water stood in the basement. He said he was worried about losing business over the traditionally busy Easter period.

"This is the Holy Week," he said. "... If we don't do business now, when are we going to do business?"

-- Associated Press

very disappointed to discover there are unresolved temporal paradoxes in Hot Tub Time Machine

In the trailer, it seems so plausible.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

the bronx

Friday, March 26, 2010

w. 8th street between fifth and sixth

Streetscape posted on EV Grieve today. Maybe on a sunny day the contemporary scene looks less drab?

more poetry of yelp

There was a big group of people
and they all had fake money
with them and flowers.

You know
typical stuff
they rolled real deep
and looked really drunk really fast.
Spilling drinks around and the whole 9 yards.

Great time,
well I did see two or three real cuties but they dissappeared real quick.

Lost them in the lights
and crowd
of the downstairs area.

I think I would like to come back
on a sunday
for reggae night.

Before the HYPEBEASTS.
Before the new store/location.
Before the JOCKS.

Lets say 2004-2005

I liked

This shop.

Besides the Megans,
this place seriously lacks vagina.

Have a ladies night
amp up the poonage
put some tits up in there.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

janis's porsche

Maybe she secretly wanted a van.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010


Sunday, March 21, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

oh! and speaking of good luck!

open caption

"Booty call"?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

the poetry of yelp


I had


for the occasion

with a zebra-print top,

tight black jeans

with zippers,

and golden




I fit in perfectly.

The one with the mole on her face made Right Guard turn left.
I'd rather eat ass.
You serve super cheap shit ( ( ( *CRICKETS* ) ) )

The sailor is a man and he takes care of you.

He proposes you models and give you his advice.

Good to have the advice of a man.

Some of their
button-down shirts
burn my nipples
at the clubs

when I'm
a wife beater


Friday, March 12, 2010


It's on! Fourth edition is officially in the works as of today.
In the meantime, feel free to download a free copy of the third edition.

A representation of Hella stylish shoe.
G.I. Gurdjieff

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

just a heads up to my jewish brothers and sisters in india

Watch your backs, guys.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

park slope, misc.

Monday, March 8, 2010