Tuesday, March 16, 2010

the poetry of yelp




Luckily,

I had

dressed

for the occasion


with a zebra-print top,

tight black jeans

with zippers,

and golden

snakeskin

pointy-toed

heels.


I fit in perfectly.





I SAY:
The one with the mole on her face made Right Guard turn left.
I'd rather eat ass.
You serve super cheap shit ( ( ( *CRICKETS* ) ) )





The sailor is a man and he takes care of you.

He proposes you models and give you his advice.

Good to have the advice of a man.





Some of their
button-down shirts
burn my nipples
at the clubs

when I'm
not
wearing
a wife beater

underneath.

Friday, March 12, 2010

F&DC 4ED


It's on! Fourth edition is officially in the works as of today.
In the meantime, feel free to download a free copy of the third edition.

A representation of Hella stylish shoe.
G.I. Gurdjieff

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

just a heads up to my jewish brothers and sisters in india

Watch your backs, guys.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

park slope, misc.

Monday, March 8, 2010