Monday, January 7, 2008

Close on: blue-collar guy chewing on an unlit cigar inside an art gallery.

Blue-collar guy speaking with disdain: My kid can paint better than this.

Pull back to reveal space filled with Botticellis, Titians, Raphaels, Caravaggios, and Poussins.

Cutaway to: Blue collar guy’s home, kid in the basement, paint palette in hand, putting finishing touch on Ascension of Christ canvas, rendered with impeccable linear perspective, dramatic chiaroscuro, and stunningly harmonious proportion.

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