deli line, cellphone conversation, 1:52pm

"He’s totally amazing in bed. He’s not my type, he’s like this little Irish dude. But then. He’s totally rocking my world. And I’m Cuban. It takes a lot of man to rock my world. It’s almost too much. Now I’m just, like, wandering around Avenue A in a bandanna and dark glasses. I almost feel like calling him and telling him, you know what, it was a nice week, but I can’t see you anymore. But he’s a psychologist and I know he’ll totally be like 'you’re retarded.' "