editor, 2:17pm

"I was managing this club right around the corner from you. It didn't last, the owner ended up leaving the country and taking all the investors' money with him. When we were first getting it together he said he wanted to make the basement lounge an exact replica of the room from Scarface. His designer couldn't figure out how to do it so I got this friend of mine and she did it, an exact replica of the room from Scarface. Then it turned out he didn't want it for the club at all, he just wanted his own private coke den. I mean, how ghetto is that? I should have known right then."